Posted by: mrdmcday | May 7, 2010

Presentation of a Woman (Short)

You’d expect me to have some long, drawn out opinion about how a lady should present herself. I probably do. But it’s late night and I think that, if I do ever start dating again, I’m going to know how to spot the good from the hell no’s-Facebook.

It’s plain and simple. If you think scrunching your face to the point that it looks like the butt end of an orange is sexy, you are just not the one for me. Have you ever looked at that? Your face shouldn’t look like a wrinkled up butt cheek.

Here’s an example of what many girls faces look like on Facebook:

Now that’s some crazy stuff, huh?!

If you’re offended, it’s probably because you look like this. If you do look like this, cease and desist.

Good day!

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